I lie for a living, and nobody believes me, and now I’m telling the truth and they still don’t believe me! I hate people!
Witch doctor arrested for possession with intent to distribute.
OK. If there’s a safe word in Yoga, I’d like to know, because at this point I’d like to say it… Aaaaarghhh!
If you feel that Trump University didn’t deliver what it promised, you missed the point totally: It was a very well performed live demonstration of how a rich capitalist can get richer…
Now go forth and imitate: con, steal, lie and cheat! If it’s good for you, it’s good for your country… I promise!
When chemists die, they barium.
– How come you never go on dates?
– I have a type…
– A type?
– A typewriter…