The Whole World in Your Hands

Whenever you shampoo your hair, you’ve got the whole world in your hands… I was thinking about a TV-show where a character was shaving and singing “He’s got the whole world in his hands.” Apparently, he was also putting on the aftershave belonging to his girlfriend’s ex-husband. I was thinking... Continue reading →

I lie for a living, and nobody believes me, and now I’m telling the truth and they still don’t believe me! I hate people!

Changes

I have decided to perform some changes. In effect this means moving all the short snippets to their own site, keeping the longer pieces (whenever that happens) on this site. I will keep it political, technical, humoristic, but not so short and “tweet”-like. I guess the logical move would be... Continue reading →

Witch doctor arrested for possession with intent to distribute.

OK. If there’s a safe word in Yoga, I’d like to know, because at this point I’d like to say it… Aaaaarghhh!

NCIS Los Angeles, Season 7, Episode 7

If you feel that Trump University didn’t deliver what it promised, you missed the point totally: It was a very well performed live demonstration of how a rich capitalist can get richer…

Now go forth and imitate: con, steal, lie and cheat! If it’s good for you, it’s good for your country… I promise!

When chemists die, they barium.

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