How the name John came into existence:

Courtier 1: Your majesty, let me introduce Sir Rorohonojohn of…
The King: JOOOOHN!
Courtier 1: Rorohonojohn…
The King: JOHN! JOHN! JOHN!
Courtier 1: Your majesty…
The King: KILL! KILL! KILL!
Courtier 1 is dispatched of.
Courtier 2: Your majesty, Sir John of Brightumberlandmore…
The King: MOOOOORE! MOOOORE! MOOOOORE!
Courtier 2: Sir John of Moore!

It’s called Justice, not “Just this…” That’s why you need all the info before you go to trial…

In programming, there’s no escape from backslashes!!\!

It’s actually not my fault that I’m blaming other people.

I always thought the end justified the means, but now that I am at the end, it means nothing…

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O.

The worst thing about being a ghost? Phantom pain in the whole body!

Oh yeah! My story is so hot the air is shivering around the letters… No wait! That’s my screen failing! Aaaarrgghh!

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