How the name John came into existence:

Courtier 1: Your majesty, let me introduce Sir Rorohonojohn of…
The King: JOOOOHN!
Courtier 1: Rorohonojohn…
The King: JOHN! JOHN! JOHN!
Courtier 1: Your majesty…
The King: KILL! KILL! KILL!
Courtier 1 is dispatched of.
Courtier 2: Your majesty, Sir John of Brightumberlandmore…
The King: MOOOOORE! MOOOORE! MOOOOORE!
Courtier 2: Sir John of Moore!