Lord Hoakz of Chaol Ghleann

Should I take the deal? Think about it! Becoming a real Scottish Lord!

Lord Hoakz of Chaol Ghleann!

Mmmm. Wow! Of course, it would cost me £24 per square feet! So it'd most likely be something like "Lord Hoakz of square foot 12789 of Chaol Ghleann"... (If you happen to be a lady or lord of that particular square foot, I can only apologize! It was an example! Let me know and I'll change it to something else...)

The Chaol Ghleann in the Scottish Highland is selling of titles a square foot at a time. Apparently the initiative is to fund a restoration after a fire.

It seems the title is as real as it can be, and it seems it is legal as well. So much so the title is inherited by children (uh, or the eldest, mmm son?)

Anyhow, they have several different deals, even family deals with neighboring square feet (good for blood feuds!), but what strikes me the most is the "Electric Lord" package. Makes me think of some sex toy, but apparently it's for last minute shopping...

Ah, well! Gone are the times when one had to chop off a couple of heads to get a title without inheriting it from daddy...

I guess, in the long run though, it's for the best?

Hey! I can see a future for a "title market" where square feet are sold and bought. There should even be room for options and funds, maybe even A- and B- type squares! Wow! A competition to the Bitcoin! Indeed! But so much more inspired! If you ask me!