I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A woman says she is ugly, and hopes to hear protests. A man that he is stupid, with the same hopes.

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.

Arthur Schopenhauer

By Unknown - Open Clip Art Library, CC0, Link

OS X El Capitan: Feels a bit like I’ve invited Captain Blackbeard on my merchant vessel. What could possibly go wrong?

One defeats the fanatic precisely by not being a fanatic oneself.

George Orwell

- What's up with your hairdo?
- I had a Hair Crash...

Mankind's age-old questions:

  • Does life exist on Mars?
  • Are they intelligent or not?
  • Are they republicans or democrats?

Global warming

- Nah, I don't believe in global warming! I mean, since August the temperature has dropped like ten degrees... what are these people thinking? /http://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-34342808 Continue reading →
I saw a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Anti-Virus Faux Pas:
- Look how great we are at stopping viruses... we stopped these viruses long before our competitors, in fact even before they were released.... oh... I mean... eh....
*cough* *cough*
As I was saying....
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