Problems getting into bed

“I have sleeping problems. Or, to be more precise, problems getting into bed in the evening.”
“You know it’s good if your bedroom is cool, right?”
“I see. So you’re saying if my bed is on fire, I might have some problems motivating myself to go to bed? Good to know…”

Nope. My problems are in no way, shape or form related to the temperature of the bedroom, nor have I been drinking alcohol…. Computer screens… sure, if they make me forget to do the dishes, make dinner and that it’s 4am. I guess I could blame the screens…

Will AI revolutionize agriculture?

Question: Will AI revolutionize agriculture?
AI aficionado: Yes! Blah blah blah blah blah……

Question: Will AI revolutionize agriculture?
Farmer*: No, I don’t think so. It will, however, help us become more resource effective, lower our losses and increase our yield. It’s a good tool.

* You can probably replace “Farmer” with any other pro that isn’t specialized in selling AI, and you’ll get a similar reply.

Polystyrene

– The polygraph isn’t good enough. We’re going to use the polystyrene instead. We’re going to steerene things up around here…
– What does that mean?
– We put them in a circle, spin the polystyrene, and it will tell us who did it…